How would you describe North Pole Unlimited?

I work hard on my book summaries - my "blurbs" - but sometimes they are too long.

Then I have the fun of trying to condense my masterpieces down to a single line or two - the funnier the better.

Here are some of my favourite one-liners from North Pole Unlimited.

If you have any ideas, please hit me up on Twitter or Facebook so I can see them!

I'm having a really difficult time picking only one for my latest Christmas romance, so here are two for BEN AND JILLY.

Which do you like better?